Director of Barketing Unisex Tee Sambo Slice the Malshi Loud, Loyal and In Charge
$19.99
Every brand needs a voice… Sambo just made it louder.The Director of Barketing Tee features Sambo Slice the Malshi, the four-legged executive in charge of all announcements, alerts, and absolutely unnecessary barking. If it moves, exists, or might exist… it’s getting reported.Designed with that bold, sarcastic InkbyMatthew edge, this unisex tee is perfect for dog lovers who know their pup isn’t just part of the household… they run the whole operation.Product Type: T-ShirtTheme/Features: Playful pet portrait and punny slogan; small chest graphic with large photographic back print; pastel neon lettering; casual everyday wearTarget Audience: Dog owners and pet lovers who enjoy whimsical, photo-based apparel; small-breed enthusiasts; people who like statement back printsOccasions: Dog-walking, adoption anniversaries, casual meetups at the park, pet-themed partiesProduct features- 100% medium-weight cotton (Gildan 5000) for breathable, durable wear- Classic crew neck with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels, detailed DTG for main photo print- Tear-away label and tubular knit construction for comfort and reduced irritation- OEKO-TEX certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warrantyCare instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heatWarning: Side effects may include increased barking authority and zero tolerance for silence. 🐶📢
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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